Chic Tinfoil Hat Design
First off, I post to show off the chic take on a tinfoil hat, made by one of my good surface-dwelling friends. A Robinhood-esque take on the traditional “wrap your head in foil” method, paired with a tinfoil feather that helps misdirect the mind-control waves that are spinning out of control in the air around us.
Water on Mars?
What has had us puzzled in the last week or so of “scientific discovery” was the water found on Mars, and just as importantly This farce set up to disgruntle mankind as Bill Nye tries to use his lizard mind-control to tear us apart. Of course a lot of us are excited about the discovery of water on our sister planet but truth be told, a lot more of us are worried about the inter-solar system implications this might have on our home planet of earth. There is a part of me that worries that a Martian aquatic race might be calling this water their home, and if they happened to discover our technology living on Mars; would they use it against us? Would they try to find us? Would they pair with moles, mammals, lizards, or the conniving dolphins!? Seems like this galaxy is getting smaller and smaller by the minute!
And another question; why would Bill Nye be featured with people who seemingly don’t care about the water on Mars on TV? This poses many questions because there guests weren’t some Jerry Springer mutants. These were people with money and TV personality. What did anyone here have to gain by acting in a way that would discredit such a discovery. I have a few theories.
- Bill Nye is reporting to lizard-superiors in space, using this video of our lack-of-higher-thinking as a way to keep himself out of the fire since Mammal resistance is at an all-time high.
- He is looking to drive us against each other so that the lizard-minded humans will be frenzied into killing other humans who are not lizard-minded, or just killing in general. After all, a smaller herd makes it easier to weed out non-lizard supporters, thus brainwashing a future generation of humans to serve mankind much like how Cthulhu did the Sumerian’s ages ago before the disalignment of distant stars tossed him back into incorporeal ethereal chaos.
- By maybe convincing the majority of humans that it isn’t something worth spending Government (lizard-fought-over) money on, so that lizards can lay claim to it and explore it first. Why else would The Curiosity Rover is forbidden to explore this source of water? It’s literal bullshit at it’s finest folks! Wouldn’t we want to introduce earth-based bacteria to Mars so that if all fails here, we have a safe-haven for the future of earth-produced creatures to thrive? I think this lizards may just want to pollute this water with their own Evil bacteria; especially the ones that Bill Nye is producing in the Lizard Genetic Modification Lair hidden in the woods of Maine.
- There isn’t any water but reasons to have us fight against each other and/or appease lizard overlords is the main aim. After all, the research only shows evidence of water but no actual water has been observed due to the ludicrous lizard sanctions stated above in the 60’s after they crashed onto our planet after the sighting of the nuclear bombs.
I dunno folks, there are too many loose ends here. Too many ins and outs if you ask me.
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